32 Things Every Manchester Student Knows To Be True

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1. You’ve never ventured further than the Northern Quarter.

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2. You know that a trip to Mauldeth Road means bumping into someone you know.

You know that a trip to Mauldeth Road means bumping into someone you know.

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And that Mauldeth is the sunniest place in Manchester.

3. You once tried to get a seat in the Ali G by waking up at 5.45am. It didn’t work.

You once tried to get a seat in the Ali G by waking up at 5.45am. It didn't work.

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4. You’ve begged the librarian at the John Rylands library to let you off your fines.

You've begged the librarian at the John Rylands library to let you off your fines.

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5. You’ve had dodge countless protests outside the Students’ Union.

You've had dodge countless protests outside the Students' Union.

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6. Completing the tower challenge is the hardest thing you’ve ever done.

Completing the tower challenge is the hardest thing you've ever done.

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7. And you know that singing to the Crazy Bus Lady on the way out of OP is perfectly acceptable.

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8. Your bus pass is more valuable to you than your phone and wallet combined.

Your bus pass is more valuable to you than your phone and wallet combined.

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9. You’ve lost yourself in the Students’ Union at Pangea.

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10. You get pretty protective over Bop.

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11. You know where the real Sankeys started.

You know where the real Sankeys started.

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The Ibiza Sankeys is clearly a Manchester tribute act.

12. Pout lost your respect when it got edgy.

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13. You’ve drunkenly climbed the Vimto statue outside the old UMIST building.

You've drunkenly climbed the Vimto statue outside the old UMIST building.

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14. Your impression of Paz is unbeatable.

Your impression of Paz is unbeatable.

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15. The King at Chicken King is always sleeping when you ask for him.

The King at Chicken King is always sleeping when you ask for him.

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16. You’ve passed out on the Magic Bus and ended up at Parrs Wood cinema at least once.

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17. It didn’t take you long to became a house monkey.

It didn't take you long to became a house monkey.

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18. You’ve tried to make it as a DJ.

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Or at least had a pop on some decks.

19. And got lost in countless dingy basements at house parties.

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20. You’ve watched lots of first dates unfold at The Font.

You've watched lots of first dates unfold at The Font.

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Which is always amusing because no one can hear anything there.

21. Every time you visit Piccadilly you consider getting a spontaneous piercing by a gurning man in Afflecks.

Every time you visit Piccadilly you consider getting a spontaneous piercing by a gurning man in Afflecks.

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22. Hanging around post-exam Fallowfield is basically like being on a low-budget holiday.

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23. And you’re still not over Parklife being taken away from you.

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24. You won’t find a single Labour voter in Richmond Park.

You won't find a single Labour voter in Richmond Park.

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25. And you know that City Halls is where the hard workers live.

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26. Student Soccer texts you more than your mum.

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27. 3G > Astro and tall nets > low nets.

3G > Astro and tall nets > low nets.

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28. Mughli and Shere Khan are the best things about the Curry Mile.

Mughli and Shere Khan are the best things about the Curry Mile.

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29. But you love the Veggie Café’s food.

But you love the Veggie Café's food.

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30. You know Manchester is so much better than Leeds.

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31. Besides, Leeds doesn’t have four of the best music venues in the country in its student union.

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32. You’ve fallen in love with Manchester and you never want to leave.

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